O.M.F.G.

I'll say it again.... OMFG
Last night I was a little down in the dumps (haha - dumps! - you'll get it later) so I was really lollygagging about getting in the shower. The hubby & I put the kids to bed & I decided to get it over and done with. So I went in the bathroom shut the door and turned on the shower. Let me first explain that I am not someone who openly has bowel movements. I will go to great extremes to make sure no knows that "that" has happened. My hubby is the same way.... so I figured since I had fully expressed my exhaustion, my hubby would have understood that I was not really in the mood and when I got out of the shower would prob want to just go to bed. So I am about to hop in the shower & figure I should maybe take the opportunity to go to the toilet before getting in the shower. I sat down and then the door opened. The hubby thought he would surprize me with a sexy shower. I hopped up hoping he didn't see that I was sitting on the can, and instinctively pushed the door closed. Duh. How stupid does that look? He asked what are you doing? I made some stupid lie and opened the door and invited him in. I don't really need to finish the story. What a close call. Holy hannah. 20 seconds later & we would have ended up getting divorced because I would be so embarassed that I would have had to lock myself in the bathroom & never came out. We would have to cut a little slot in the door to slide food into me. I would have never ever shown my face again... thank heavens my hubby is so horny & could not wait to get it on.... he still does not know what he almost walked in on. I will take it to my grave... ps. Get the down in the dumps now?