today

When I wear flats, I am a foot dragger. I admit it. A total foot dragger. It seems I am too lazy to pick my foot up completely off the ground.

"Calling from the next hotel
Can you put me on the list?
Who we are now we will always be.
The best haircuts are taken."

The poor blue heron.
Everyday I see a blue heron flying by the exit I take to get off the hwy. Sometimes I think God was stoned when he created the poor bird. It only has these toothpick legs to hold it up when it wants to stand up. Then when it wants to fly it only has this pewnie little body to flap those big monstrous wings. I feel sorry for it. It never gets any relaxation. Standing & flying - it has to really be on its game, exerting every ounce of energy.

L grabbed the ice cream scoop from the drawer & brought it into the living room. She pretended to brush her hair with it. Then she tried brushing her sisters. I'm not talking nicely combing her hair with the ice cream scoop, I'm talking full on smashing her in the head. Luckily K is a good sport & laughed it off. Then K had too much & tried to walk away. L ollowed her swinging the scoop. L caught K, pushed her down, climbed on top of her & continued brushing her hair. We laughed hysterically. I tried to get a picture on my camera phone, but it all happened to fast...
Now before you call child services - K was laughing the whole time. I would have stopped it all at a moment if I thought it was bothering her.

like I'm 8 years old....

One of the compter systems I use at work has codes you type to get to the different screens. The main screen is called "wagn" pronounced wagon. Anyways, I type "wagn" about 50 million times a day. Wait, I retract that statement. I type "wagn" 40 million times a day and type"wang" the other 10 million. I am not kidding when I say I laugh EVERYTIME.

WANG!

Hilarious. I am 28 years old & seeing the word "wang" on my computer screen when it shouldn't be there cracks me up.

and just when I thought I was out.... they pulled me back in.

I love you.....
Too intense. I don't think there is a pill in the world that could fix this mess.

song choice

The Twist

We were too wasted to close the window
Friends & family lookin in
To my only hiding place
The rhythm of the strangers skin
Infidel to die for
What I am doing
Will happen
In the morning
When the mirror won't
Recognize me

The eyes have certain gestures
When we're lovin
To ask each other
Do you want it
Do you want me
I want it
It is you
You are where I want to be

Who is he
Why would I
Hitch a ride
When I can drive
Who is she
Why would I
Hitch a ride
When I can drive

Somebody put me back in school
I forget
everything I used to know
How to leave the boy behind
Without having to watch him go
Infidel to die for
What I am doing
Will happen
In the morning
When the mirror
Won't reconize me

The eyes have certain gestures
When we're lovin
To ask each other
Do you want it
Do you want me
I want it
It is you
You are where
I want to be